By Stephen Phillips
I don?t know how I found this site; I don?t know why I looked at it. However, it?s quite entertaining so prepare to laugh your ass off.
I found a message board (http://p206.ezboard.com/bsanguinarius) created for vampires ? there are people who actually believe they are blood-drinking vampires. There are over a thousand members, and the board is fairly active. Don?t worry; they only drink blood from the willing.
There are forum categories devoted to teen vampires who have just had their ?awakening.? Apparently, you don?t know you?re a vampire until you?re older, so who knows who could end up being one? They lurk among us. No, this is not a fantasy role-playing site; these people are even more pathetic than that.
Don?t believe me? Here?s a snippet of discourse from the forum:
Lonely emo #1: ?You cannot and will not be turned by drinking another vampire?s blood. The only way to be turned is to drink the blood of a master vampire. And the chances of that happening are slim to none, as there are only around 20 masters in the world.?
Lonely emo #2: ?As it so happens, my husband is a master vampire.?
Yes, and I am a super level 35 master vampire with the extra power-up and healing spell. Let?s all meet up at Starbucks and talk about how the world judges us.
According to the site, some of us could be vampires and we don?t even realize it. If you aren?t sure whether you?re a vampire, the forum lists a few ?symptoms? to notice: an insatiable thirst (for blood, of course), chronic headache, muscle pains and spasms, insomnia, emotional distress, paranoia and general mental instability. Oh yeah, and I forgot to mention the tendency to explode when your skin touches sunlight.
You know, some of those above symptoms sound like a pretty serious condition, and they might be mistaking lead poisoning for vampirism. This is total hogwash in my opinion. Real vampires fly, turn into bats and wear goth-like flowing capes. And most real vampires are actually older than 16.
Source: http://www.tigerweekly.com/story.php?iidart=3220
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